DISLIKES
Richard and Judy
The Lord of the Rings – the book should be called The Lord of Bullshit and the films should be called The Lord of the Special Effects
Husband and wives who wear matching clothes, especially in pastel colours
James Bond films
Dawn French
Local radio
All reality TV shows
Cats
Tesco’s lasagne
Tesco’s own brand dog food. (I think it’s their lasagne again)
Cherie Blair
Road humps
Ronan Keating (Unless he’s been buried in a road hump)
Sting (Ditto)
Royalty
Ainsley Harriot
Ainsley Harriot’s mother, for not choosing to have an abortion.
The Reader’s Digest (For telling me I’ve won a prize about once a month)
Harry Potter
All John Wayne films
All Hugh Grant films
LIKES
Kristin Scott Thomas again.Visit my website at
www.topcomedy.co.uk
Hi Terry,
got to pull you up on your dislikes!
ALL John Wayne films!
If your telling me Brannigan wasn’t a classic of the genre…….
No, but seriously, the one with Dean Martin, and the old guy Hoppy or Stumpy or Lefty or Humpy, that was half decent.
And what about the guy with a knife hidden down his back, and the one with a guy with a very, very short sawn off shotgun?
No, I think you were blinkered by Kirsten ST!
Rgds
Ian
If you’d have said Kris Kristofferson (spelling) I would have disagreed too! Bob Dylan was perfect in that one!
Comment by Ian — February 7, 2006 @ 11:17 pm
Hi Terry,
I’m fuc%^ing fuming,
I’ve just realised your slagging Tesco’s Lasagne off.
I think if you compare Tesco’s ingredients to Air 2000’s you realise that the only difference is Air 2000’s has an extra dose of spun£k from the handling by gay stewards!
I’ll never eat bechamel sauce again.
Ian
PS Now you know why comedy writing is such a gift!
Comment by Ian — February 8, 2006 @ 12:13 am
Deja Vu looks pretty interesting. Kilmer and Denzel are some of my favorite actors.
Comment by mr skin — October 25, 2006 @ 6:42 am
One scabby sheep will mar a whole flock. Lucas.
Comment by Lucas — October 27, 2006 @ 5:13 pm