James Bond

I finished writing my James Bond book ‘Stockport Is Too Much’ today. Writing a book is like conceiving, carrying, then giving birth to a baby, but about ten times worse, despite what women might tell you. The bad news is that my book can never be published. There is an organisation called the Ian Fleming Foundation who hold the copyright to the James Bond franchise from whom you have to obtain permission if you want to publish a James Bond book. There is no way they would ever give ‘Stockport Is Too Much’ the go ahead. Personally I think the James Bond films are a travesty of the James Bond books, which themselves are a load of old rope. Consequentially my James Bond book takes the piss out of both the films and the books quite unmercifully (but not however out of James Bond himself). The good news is that you can now read ‘Stockport Is Too Much’ on the internet, in full, and entirely free of charge. Just click on http://www.topcomedy.co.uk/bond. bondcover.htm and you will immediately be transported to James Bond’s latest adventure, the like of which you’ve never come across before, in which our hero thwarts the ambitions of the evil Dr Goldnojaws and his sidekick BloJob, while at the same time dallying with the affections of Bond Girls the lovely Pisa Vass, Divine Bottom, Gloria Snockers and Ava Fuck.

Happy reading.