DISLIKES
Personalised car number plates. Except for 1 TIT. In fact all personalised number plates should be 1 TIT except those that are 1 TWAT. How pretentious can you get?
Ant and Dec
All Celebrities who are on television doing something they aren’t celebrated for. e.g. Ross Kemp Swims With Dolphins. Ross Kemp Swimming With Sharks, now that’s something I would be all for, Ross Kemp Being Eaten By Sharks, even better.
Cher
Women called Catherine who call themselves Cat. Dog would be more appropriate for the majority of them.
Gary (Mogadon) Lineker
Graham Norton
Julian Clary
All other camp, in your face, homosexuals
All politicians
TV sports presenters who ask someone who’s just won something how much they enjoyed it. Well actually I didn’t enjoy it at all Brendan, I thought it was fucking crap.
Des O’Connor
Ben Elton
Chelsea Tractors. No one should be allowed to buy an off road vehicle unless they’ve got cow shit on their shoes.
U2, especially that twat Bongo or whatever he calls himself. If he’s so keen on helping starving Africans why doesn’t he give them all his money?
Johnny Vaughan. Funny? You’d have more fun walking round the park with a nail in your shoe
Big Brother
Any television programme that has ‘Celebrity’ or ‘Dancing’ in the title.
People who say free instead of three, especially Ian Wright.
And and Dec again, just in case I missed them the first time.
Listing all my dislikes
LIKES
Kristin Scott Thomas
What an excellent list. I so agree about Johnny Vaughan. Did you forget Richard Madely.
Comment by Pat — January 31, 2006 @ 8:13 pm
Hi Terry,
I’ve just read your blog and whilst reading ‘Duck’ and laughing out loud, I thought this guy should be a comedy writer, only to discover later that you are.
Great stuff, you must be a young 67 because you think like me and I’m 43.
Cheers
Ian
Comment by Ian — February 1, 2006 @ 10:57 am
Fantastic list! Especially the last one. Kristin is one classy dame.
Comment by shauna — February 1, 2006 @ 1:09 pm
Read my next blog Ian, you’ll love it.
Comment by razzamatazz — February 1, 2006 @ 6:09 pm
Oh dear. The first time I give your blog a proper seeing to and I discover you don’t like camp, in your face, homosexuals. Ah well. Better I should find out sooner rather than later.
Comment by Peter — February 6, 2006 @ 1:36 pm
Evening,
Just spent over an hour doubled-up thanks to the Air2000 letters!
Unfortunately, I knocked over a cup of milky tea in my amusement (I like to drink milky tea while perusing the interweb). Some of the tea went over my white trousers. I will not be seeking financial redress for this unfortunate incident, though I am sure you will be keen to accept your share (say, 80%? we can leave that with the lawyers) of the blame.
The main reason I shan’t be getting shirty re: the trousers is that I wasn’t wearing them at the time (I like to be ’sans pantaloons’ while perusing the interweb)…and I would like to hear what you propose to do about the agonising 2nd-degree milky-tea burns my upper thighs now sport.
Can you get a shake on? It stings like buggery.
Btw, is the Les Dawson stuff true? Was an absolute hero. If so, I take my hat off to you Sir (I don’t really have a hat on. Nor any trousers, thanks to the angry burns). If not, top mendacity, hat/off yada, yada, yada…
With fond regards,
Comment by infinitemuppets — February 16, 2006 @ 4:33 pm
top list terry, god i hate camp twats too
Comment by big worm — May 6, 2006 @ 10:11 pm
Business before pleasure… Howell
Comment by Howell — November 29, 2006 @ 8:53 pm
A good name is better than riches… Jerman
Comment by Jerman — November 30, 2006 @ 8:21 am